Porkaa Jokeaa

'Such a nice day dear, what do you fancy doing after Sunday lunch?'
'Errrrrr, lets just cosy up together pet and form a coalition.'



'Hey man Geordie, I'm telling ya, I'd rather be stuffed head first into a pork sausage skin and slowly grilled than spend another penny on watching 'the toon' play.'

Courtesy of the pigs in Jesmond Dene pets corner.